banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2011:  04:01:04

I'm does have neads ta per-forme a x-am-un -nashun on yer
noggin.I'm is gonna neads ta cut all yer hare ofta yer noggin
un lift-up yer scule un take a peek-a-boo on the insides uf der
noggin.We'uns reely duz not wants ta git two x-sy-ted on this
per-sead-er.I must neads be ta pownd the noggin un nock
ya out.onced so as tha per-sead-er wasn't gonna hert cha.
OK,,leen over un please ta shut yer both eyes....BAM,,BONG,,,,,OH NO!!,,,
Now We'ss is in trouble,,,,I's dun gone un banged ya on yer softy spot,,,,,,,,,,,,

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/07/2011:  07:41:04

Uhhhh....

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2011:  14:32:40

I's ama gonna have neads by to cun-fes.I'm no is a Dr.
I'm i'sa gee-tar re-pare man who are a starvin ta death
un ain't got no kind a any money.Recon can I am found me
a job in Des Moinse?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/09/2011:  08:27:53

Maybes but you wills haveto gets useds to the cold...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/09/2011:  16:15:43

Get well soon, Josiah...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2011:  05:19:13

Yeah Josiah,I've just been humoring you with this talk.
Now we are gonna take you to the Dr.and see what he
has to say about your condition.Sorry old pal,,was only
trying to help.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/10/2011:  08:02:05

Maybe you could help me with my psychology and speeches...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2011:  17:54:29

ok

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/14/2011:  08:18:12

It took you awhile...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/14/2011:  16:56:03

Hope you enjoyed having the last word on your birthday, Josiah.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/14/2011:  19:15:53

I did... ;p

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/15/2011:  20:42:03

I'm glad. Now you'll never get it again. Hahaha :P

LAST WORD

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/16/2011:  08:07:25

That is what you think...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/16/2011:  09:05:54

It sure is.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/17/2011:  08:03:52

Wow this self confidence attitude must work, ok here it goes the Cardinals are going to win the world series, the Kansas City Chiefs are going to win the super bowl, and I AM GOING TO WIN THE LAST WORD GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There I said it....

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/18/2011:  09:02:37

Hmm, must've said it wrong. It didn't work.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/19/2011:  15:38:36

Got 2nd place out of 39 fencers at a tournament!

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/19/2011:  19:28:53

Nice!!! That sounds like a lot of fun.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/20/2011:  05:56:59

Yes it is fun, I'm happy with the way I fenced considering I had a cold... Maybe I should fence more often with a cold?

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/20/2011:  12:02:29

Good idea! Start to never wash your hands and go visit a day-care an eat with your hands after taking care of the kids. You'll be a fencing master in no time at all.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/20/2011:  12:47:51

You must not be from around here, whats this hand washing you speak of?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2011:  17:04:57

Is it like footwashing?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/21/2011:  06:29:36

I must be among rich people...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/22/2011:  06:07:07

Could be,,,

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/22/2011:  07:44:18

Are cowboys known for being rich?

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/23/2011:  20:53:02

They have a bonanza now and then...

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/24/2011:  08:34:09

Bonanza has cheap food, they must not be rich...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/25/2011:  19:33:56

Or there might not be a McDonalds around, so they have to eat what they can.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/26/2011:  08:23:32

I bet they couldn't afford to eat at the Texas roadhouse...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/26/2011:  08:24:21

Who can?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/26/2011:  14:28:14

Cows can!

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/26/2011:  17:42:17

True, but they can only be served once.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/27/2011:  11:21:53

You are making me hungry...

Flatpicker - Posted - 02/27/2011:  17:42:27

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 02/28/2011:  07:51:47

I can hear a faint scream, EAT MOR CHIKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2011:  03:58:19

An Option,,,,,,,,,eat more possum!!

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/01/2011:  07:42:09

Eat more roadkill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2011:  04:06:21

If you get it within 4 hours of the kill,
it's still considered fresh

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/02/2011:  08:05:54

How about raw and wriggling?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2011:  06:01:34

YES,,very good for building up your blood

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/03/2011:  08:13:06

Maybe we should start are own cooking show on the food network!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2011:  03:57:14

What?,,,,,,You mean with roadkill?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/04/2011:  08:44:03

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would make cable worth buying!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2011:  19:02:31

OK,,I'll kill it,you cook it..

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/04/2011:  19:24:23

Who said anything about cooking it?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2011:  04:16:35

quote:

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Originally posted by HomeschoolBanjoPlayer

Maybe we should start are own cooking show on the food network!

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HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/05/2011:  08:13:25

I changed my mind... Is it possible to have a cooking show without actually cooking the food?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2011:  05:02:40

I'm not sure about that,but in this time
and age,,anything is possible,,,,,,,I think?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 03/07/2011:  08:19:58

We need to come up with a good name for the show, how about the roadkill cafe?