banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  04:38:31

Josiah,,Them there is just right good answers
and I think ya'll done passed the test fer shore.
Course now,Bud is the one to judge all that there.

Budman - Posted - 11/02/2010:  04:58:11

My hat's off to Mr. Josiah, very good answers. of course there are no perfect answers to those questions, yours are close enough for bluegrass.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/02/2010:  06:59:59

Now if only I can get some college credit from those answers...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2010:  12:27:47

Ya want me to talk to the Dean ?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/03/2010:  07:31:03

Are you good at arguing?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2010:  02:11:36

I'm not going to tell him anything,,,
I'll just ask him if he knows

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/04/2010:  07:11:18

I wounder if I could win the Steve Martin banjo scholarship?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2010:  08:02:36

You'll never know unless you enter
the contest......Yes indeedy,,go for it

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/04/2010:  17:09:00

Unfortunately I am not good enough.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2010:  05:05:08

Josiah,,you just said, and I quote : "I wonder if I could win".
Which proves that you don't really know. Git on down there youngan,,,,

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/05/2010:  08:48:01

I need a good 20,000 dollar banjo first. ;p

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2010:  12:01:21

Well have someone build you a custom model,,,no problem.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/06/2010:  07:14:44

I wounder if they like monopoly money? ;)

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2010:  04:14:41

You could give them a check and
sigh Budmans' name on it ,,,,,,,,

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/07/2010:  07:15:47

Good idea. I wounder if I could bring my banjo with me to jail?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2010:  10:55:55

NO,No,,listen,,Josiah,,,,,,DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU..

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/08/2010:  08:11:28

But they are sure to catch me carrying a 100 pound banjo...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2010:  04:05:22

Why would the banjo weigh 100 pounds?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/09/2010:  08:48:09

Because it is made out of GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2010:  17:03:59

Well Gee Whilikers,,,That sure is cool.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/10/2010:  07:28:54

Works good as a self defense weapon too...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2010:  04:08:54

Yeah,,I've played in some of those places,,gets kinda
rough sometimes.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/11/2010:  07:03:03

Especially when the beer bottles start flying...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2010:  05:04:55

Flying bottles are now classified as deadly missles,,
You might go to jail for throwing one.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/12/2010:  07:41:48

Good. So now I am going to jail for stealing a gold banjo AND throwing bottles...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2010:  12:56:20

Do you know a good lawyer?
You might have to sell the stolen banjo so you can
pay the lawyer to get you out of trouble for stealing
the banjo. Good grief Josiah,You sure did mess
up this time.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 11/12/2010 12:59:14

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/13/2010:  19:57:37

Yep I am messed up... I spent the morning in the hospital for kidney stones... Ug...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2010:  04:33:06

NAWW!! Yer to young to have kidney stones.
Must have been indigestion??

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/14/2010:  07:30:31

Yes they are kidney stones. They x-rayed me and found 3.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2010:  05:02:25

Oh NO,,,Get ready for some pain youngan.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/15/2010:  07:41:51

Ha ha too late...

Flatpicker - Posted - 11/15/2010:  20:08:11

Ouch Josiah! Hope you're feeling better now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2010:  04:16:39

So,,You got rid of the stones ?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/16/2010:  07:35:26

No not yet... I am going to the doctor Thursday, he wants to do some mean stuff to me to get them... :0

Flatpicker - Posted - 11/16/2010:  11:34:05

Hammer and chisel?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/16/2010:  11:40:51

That might work, it would save money too.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2010:  04:27:20

Maybe he will explode them with a laser?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/17/2010:  07:37:45

Maybe a light saber...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2010:  05:16:51

What size are the stones?
They might use a BIG sabre.

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/18/2010:  08:42:30

Hopefully they put me on lots of pain medication then!

Flatpicker - Posted - 11/19/2010:  06:38:17

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/19/2010:  07:28:40

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2010:  10:04:18

OH NO,,OUCHIE

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/20/2010:  10:59:51

I am going to get "light sabered" this Tuesday.... :(

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2010:  05:24:05

Is that what they told you?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/21/2010:  07:07:52

Yes, I have a 5.5mm stone... >:(

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/22/2010:  04:30:29

Is that a big one?

HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/22/2010:  08:41:59

It must be, I have to have surgery... I only have a 50% chance of passing it on my own.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2010:  13:12:07

Hey Josiah,Did they get the rock out?